13 Predictions for MOCKINGJAY

I honestly could have gone further, but I stopped at 13 for the irony of it :)

• Haymitch will sacrifice himself for Katniss
• Katniss will die
• Her mother will die and she will feel guilt, as Prim misses her and is depressed, but she feels nothing.
• GALE HOOKS UP WITH THE MAYORS DAUGHTER!
• The capital falls
• President Snow chokes on blood
• It turns out President Snow puts all the tongues of those servant thigns in a blender and consumes them. That is why his breath smells like blood.
• Katniss becomes a dictator of all humanity
• she LITERALLY becomes the girl on fire
• Cinna dies of gold poisoning
• The red head kills President Snow as he tries to kill Katniss
• It turns out its all a terrible dream, like inception
• It turns out her father never died, that the capital has him locked somewhere, and they are re-united at the end.

ENJOY! :D

UPDATE: I realized that I forgot Peeta, and I thought of a few more ;)

Haha I realized I didnt mention Peeta in my predictions! So I CONTINUE!

• He will be kidnapped, and kept as a slave in Kelsey Dickson's kitchen being forced to cook bread for her for the rest of time
• He will marry Prim, because Katniss is to  good for him so he settles for second best
• His leg magically regrows and he dies because his leg explodes, because he never takes the fake one off.
• He becomes the spokesman for RACE FOR A CURE
• He takes over the world and makes us all live off of bread.
• He takes over the world and passes a law that says, just because you burn bread, doesnt mean your mother should slap you
• He turns out to be a cyborg that trolls the earth for the rest of time tryign to find Katniss, even though she i dead.
• He dies
• He turns out to be gay and skips off with Gale
• He falls in love with teh redhead
• He shoves a knife down his throat committing suicide at teh loss of Katniss.
• He ends up working in the mines for all eternity and ends up blowing up, just like Katniss' father, and because they are married she will be devastated, then run off to the imaginary district 13 and marry Gale.

The others:

• Katniss ditches everyone, fakes her death, and runs off to district 13 to take over the world
• Haymitch takes over the world, by starting with District 13.
• They all end up dead in a ditch with their blood sucked out by President Snow
• President Snow turns out to really be Edward Cullen and he gives Panem to Nessie as a gift, she then presumes to kill Katniss, just because she is a jealous **** who thinks she was shooting googly eyes at Jacob
• They all commit suicide.
• The whole series rewinds and makes it so Katniss didnt step in for Prim
• Rue comes back from the dead and saves the world. Her superhero name is BIRD CALLER

Okay I think thats it :)

ENJOY AND SPREAD THE WORD <3

Ari